Thorgy Thor of Rupaul’s All Stars 3 Was Robbed; AutoStraddle Teaches Queer Ladies How To Give Blow Jobs To Strap-Ons, and Those Damn DACA Kids!

Shout out to r/rupaulsdragrace for this image. Needless to say, I am a drag race fan for the show as well as for the local drag queens we have here in Texas. But good Lord, Thorgy Thor on episode 2 of season 3 of All Stars was robbed. And the worst part about it was it was so blatantly obvious!

The girls were given diva icons for this episode and while everyone was getting entertainers who were very charismatic and energetic, Thorgy got stuck with Stevie Nicks. And Stevie Nicks is like the non-crack head version of Janis Japlin. That’s the best way I can describe her. She was/is apart of Fleetwood Mac. Thorgy was very torn on how she was going to drag out Stevie Nicks for her performance musical with the other girls. Todrick Hall(who I’m starting to view as an asshole) was the dance instructor, and choreographer of this so called musical. Thorgy originally came out as this version of Stevie Nicks:

Of course Todrick gives Thorgy the bitch face. But maybe its just me, but Thorgy’s test run seemed very Mrs. Nicks to me.

So then Bebe comes to practice as Diana Ross and doesn’t do much; I mean, she waves her arm once or twice:

And Todrick says, “That’s great; I love it!” Okay-(although Bebe did give a good overall performance of Diana Ross, I’m starting to think these conspiracy theories are true.)

So Thorgy gives her performance of Stevie Nicks with the other girls within the musical; the judges all have bad words to say about her costume, hair and make-up:

I’m confused, Ru, is this not Mrs. Nicks?

Thorgy’s performance may not have been wow but given her character she was purposely given by Rupaul himself, she did good. That Celine Dion and Janet Jackson performance however……….

For all you queer ladies who like to get kinky, Autostraddle has an article for you: how to give(get) a strap-on blow job? I’m a kinky person, and I think I even wrote something similar about this way back when I first started this blog, but I was surprised to see it on a very popular queer female web site. Let’s read it together, shall we?

“They’re fun! Strap-on blow jobs, where one person wears a harness and a dildo and another person performs oral sex on them, are fun because they’re super queer, subversive, look and feel hot, and can be as much or as little about gender or power play as you want them to be.”

Yeah…okay-sure. I’ll take that reason.

“So many things are hot about strap on blow jobs … The sensation of the dildo against my tender parts, and whatever her hands are doing, and whatever skin her mouth might be kissing. The sight of her tongue, her lips. The imagined sensation of what it might, would, could possibly feel like. The sight of her mouth watering: drool, spit,” says Sinclair Sexsmith.

Role play and gender bending-got it! (Gender bending, that sounds like a new Avatar: The Last Airbender power. “Are you a firebender?” “No, I’m a genderbender?”)

Hmm, I’m currently celibate because I’m single at the moment. By reading this blog, you probably know why. My way of thinking isn’t  the typical way of a homosexual female of color. Anywho, I already done this kinky sex act before though so it’s nothing new. Teach me something new, like how to piss on someone so I can aim to be like R.Kelly(or a nicer version of him in which he doesn’t have a sex cult or a sex tape of him, and an underage girl).

DACA, DACA, DACA, DACA! After something is shoved down my throat so much, I usually stop caring. I did that in college with gay marriage(2008-2012) even though I’m gay. The trans movement, I stopped caring about that. And now DACA. But I will say that those kids seem very entitled to being American citizens. They come off as brats to me, and I kind of have no sympathy for them just like I don’t have sympathy for people who wave the Mexican flag around proudly, yet have no desire to live in Mexico because they know it sucks to be over there. Just like I have no sympathy for the man who was here for 30 years and never once decided to go back to Mexico, and file the proper documents. I have no sympathy for his family either because if they loved him all that much, they could have went right back to Mexico with him. But they know Mexico sucks, so they didn’t. I have no sympathy for people who break the law. I have no sympathy for people who come here illegally, and make it harder for those who are trying to get here legally. No, I don’t care about them. Not only are those people hurting the low income African American community, but also the low income Latin American and Asian Asian communities(yes, I know its hard to believe but Asian Americans can be poor too): 2010, 2016, 2017, 2018. Is it not a coincidence that unemployment is at a low, the lowest it’s ever been right now with strict illegal immigration laws especially for minorities?

Either way, both parties need to come to a conclusion because even though I don’t give a fuck about these illegals, they want to become actual citizens of this country, and they want to contribute to this country. Democrats and Republicans need to come to a compromise and make it happen; they also need to find a way to strengthen economical ties with Mexico. The only way we can stop illegal immigration is if countries and/or businesses are willing to invest in jobs and opportunities in Mexico, promote hour wages of 5-8$ an hour instead of the one-two dollar they have; in other words, their economic status needs to change. Once China started investing in Africa, many countries started to boom! Stop donating, and start investing.

Trump, Democrats, Republicans, Press, and Daca Streaming Live; Democrats Too Focused on DACA and Not Other Issues Affecting African Americans, and Latin Americans!

Right now before I get started on work, I’m listening to Trump, the Republicans, and Democrats discussing DACA. I was listening to the live streaming from KTSA, which for the most part is a conservative yet accepting radio station. I say accepting because when people hear conservative, they think bigoted, ignorant, racist, and I can say from experience not all are like that. Just like not all liberals are bat shit crazy!

Nonetheless, there may be other places to hear that conference live. I know it was on CNN as well, and there may be an audio recording of it too. I will admit that I don’t care about DACA really. It doesn’t personally concern me, but as a nation, I understand the importance of it. Many of these children, even in many Texas cities, and towns, don’t know that they’re DACA. And many didn’t know they were DACA until they got older and started to do things that required social security numbers, and birth certificates. Like trying to get a driver’s license, applying for college, applying for a job, it was then many found out that they weren’t legal.

From listening to the live streaming of the Republicans, Democrats and Trump, they all want a common ground. They all want to work together to have something. Trump is in full support of DACA if they can also strengthen the border wall, and I agree with that. And a journalist…I think that’s the guy who was talking said, “many of these people on DACA can help with that because some of them know the lingo, know the land“.

But Democrats are focused way too much on illegals than they are for minority Americans. Yes, it is true, African American unemployment is at a low. The unemployment rate for African Americans is 6.6 as of December 2017, and African American women have an unemployment rate of 5.8. Over all, those between 16-19 years of age, it’s 22.9. Yeah that’s not bad compared to other years including 2016.

However, there are still issues facing the African American community such as police brutality that many feel is happening within their communities. Now, I don’t really support Black Lives Matter, but it’s still important to bring forth these concerns and discuss them. Believe it or not, but police brutality and lack of training, and easy dismissal allows for police to behave badly, poorly, and corruptly. These issues aren’t being discussed. We also have strong numbers of black men being sent to prison for minor drug problems such as weed. And what’s worst, a Kentucky law maker is pulling in on this stereotype by claiming blacks respond the worst to drugs because it’s in their genetics. There are numerous other issues: single family homes, lack of education among black men, gang violence. Just last month, a lesbian couple and their kids were killed. And we still have trans women of color who are subjected to violence and death. Last month another black trans woman was found murdered by a construction site. Before her on December 1st, another black trans woman was found dead in an Oklahoma hotel. I may be critical of the trans movement as I am of a lot of movements, but I don’t goat past the facts when it comes to black people and violence.

Latin Americans often face the same problem as African Americans but just like the African American community, the Latin community also sees a low unemployment rate of 4.8 as of September 2017. And as of October 2016, the Hispanic drop out rate in regards to high school is at a low as more and more students are graduating! This is good news. However, let’s not forget that gang violence also control many Hispanic communities in low economics situations. There’s also underage pregnancy.

When I was in middle school, I had classes where there were pregnant girls in my class. Many as young as 12, and they were all Hispanic. Years later, MTV would do that show 16 & Pregnant and I remembered thinking, ‘shit…try doing a show called I’m 14 and On My Second Baby’. It’s difficult to explain why these young Latin American girls get pregnant but it could be because of rape, incest, strict Catholic teachings; whatever it is, the problem isn’t really being discussed.

DACA is important to many but I don’t think they should be the priority; but it could be argued that if they keep getting pushed back then it will never be solved. True, this is why there needs to be better organization and better communication. Like Trump said, if we can work together, we’ll be able to get a lot of shit done.

 

I Don’t Have Much of an Opinion on DACA Because I Really Don’t Know What It Is?

So right now all over the internet and in real life, many dreamers are going through a lot of emotional turmoil because of the new DACA decision made by Donald Trump. I’m not for or against it, I’m pretty “whatever” about it. I understand DACA is for children who were brought over here illegally with their parents, but I don’t understand why they haven’t applied for citizenship during those years. I don’t really understand why their parents didn’t help them apply. I don’t really understand the U.S. citizenship process. And because there’s so much I don’t understand about this whole ordeal, even though I’m constantly trying to look up information about it, I don’t think I can give a good opinionated blog post about it. From what I’ve read about the immigration process, I thought if you’ve been in the country for ten years then you could apply for citizenship.

The arguments are:

For: Dreamers have been here since they were kids basically brought over here by their parents; they should have at least permanent residence. 

Okay, yeah, that makes sense.

Against: Dreamers are freeloaders and they don’t want to take the time to go back to their country, apply for a visa legally then apply for a green card then for citizenship. 

Okay, yeah, that makes sense too.

I wish you guys, DACA, Dreamers, would do more to tell people how difficult it is to become a citizen or how it’s not plausible for you to go back to your country, and apply legally. I wish you guys would give us more options because as of right now, people like me, are kind of like, ‘eh, whatever’.

So if you read this regardless of your political affiliation, comment, tell me the process and why it’s not so easy. Tell me that you do want to become a citizen legally and you want more options besides marrying an American. Tell me what I can do to help with this process. Tell me why I should care, basically.